why’d we have to color so much in school. it didnt teach us anything. is “staying in the lines” a subconscious metaphor for not revolting against the bourgeoisie
#imagine an au where kibum is the star and jjong his manager#and jjong is secretly in love with him and he’s that typical clumsy nice guy who says always yes#and kibum is still young and reckless#but in jjong he sees comfort and family#so when he’s just kibum and not key#he’s actually very affectionate and does a lot of aegyeo#and that makes jjong fall more for him#but then one day jjong opens the door to their van and sees kibum making out with another idol#and he is actually heartbroken but plays it off#and the other idol rushes out and kibum is embarrassed#and after that jjong starts to be quite cold and distant somehow#which makes kibum feel rejected#and he starts to question things#and gets jealous randomly#and POOF he realizes why#he likes him#and he tries to change#stop going out at nights with friends#which was always a reason for them to argue because jjong was worried for kibum’s image#and he starts being really polite and is always punctual etc etc#and jjong is kinda confused#while kibum wants to win his heart#we need this au
death won’t keep us apart
THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE
A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen
FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism for genitals.
so if you ever see “washing feet” in the bible, it, uh. yeah.
(source is my old bible class textbook which i don’t have on me anymore :( )
HOLY SHIT WHAT
I MEAN CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I REMEMBER READING A STORY IN THE BIBLE WHERE JESUS CLEANED THE ‘FEET’ OF A LADY PROSTITUTE INFRONT OF HIS TWELVE DISCIPLES WHO GOT SERIOUSLY GROSSED OUT. THEM GETTING REALLY SUPER GROSSED OUT BY THAT NEVER MADE SENSE TO ME UNTIL NOW.
JESUS CHRIST JESUS.
THAT HASHTAG I”m—-—
Plot Twist: The Bible is full of blowjobs
jesus cleaning his disciples’ feet
i’ve done some digging and stuff (knowing a lot of bible translation errors and stuff myself) and actually it’s totally right go look at ruth 3 “uncover his feet and he will show you what to do”
This is your last chance for payback.