The subtext.
if it was tumblr’s intention to make me ship every pairing involving an alpha male with a chip on his shoulder and his socially incompetent best friend then good job five gold stars for you
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I think you forgot someone
What foreign language class are you taking this year?
Math.
- X-Men
- Avengers (that includes any of the individual characters movies)
- Batman
- Star Trek
- Star Wars
- And pretty much anything that’s action or targeted to guys
A guy friend of mine today said it was weird that my friend had all the X-Men movies because she was a girl. Needless to say we almost threw him out of the car. So I would like to prove to him that just because we have vagina’s that doesn’t impair us from enjoying an action film.
Women of tumblr please back me up.
i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
well that escalated quickly
paige i’m a lesbian why would i entice cute boys where did you think that post was going
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
‘The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death’
DON’T CHANGE A CHARACTER’S PERSONALITY FOR A SHIP
DON’T CHANGE A CHARACTER’S PERSONALITY FOR A SHIP
DON’T CHANGE A CHARACTER’S PERSONALITY FOR A SHIP
DON’T CHANGE A CHARACTER’S PERSONALITY FOR A SHIP
- DON’T CHANGE A CHARACTER’S PERSONALITY FOR A SHIP
DON’T CHANGE A CHARACTER’S PERSONALITY FOR A SHIP
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
when your otp is about to kiss
and then they pull away at the last second
Yeah Sherlock pulled away right off a building.
I’m as happy as Sam’s hair right now
if you’re a sarcastic asshole come sit with me because i’m one too